23.4.11

I Better Not Hear Those Dishes Rattle












There was an "Original Night Stalker" suspect before Richard Ramirez; this one killed at least ten people in Southern California from 1979 to 1986.  About ten years before, however, he'd been found by linked DNA evidence to have raped about fifty married or romantically attached women.

His modus operandi?  Before proceeding to rape the women, he commanded the husbands or boyfriends to lay down on the floor and hold a stack of dishes on their stomachs.  This way, if the extremely unlucky men were to move the slightest muscle, the ONS would hear him.

At a town meeting in Sacramento (where the rapes of the previous decade had roughly taken place) a man stood up and lambasted the other men in the audience for not protecting their wives against the ONS making them hold the dishes on their stomachs while their wives were being raped in front of them.  He also warned the ONS that if he ever came into the man's house, the man would fight him.

Two or three weeks after the meeting, the wife of the man who spoke at the town meeting was also raped--while the husband lie down on their bedroom floor, holding a stack of dishes on his stomach.

Police suspected the ONS had actually attended the meeting...and had chosen the man out of the crowd.

14.4.11

Good Call

A bit of "French Connection" 40th Anniversary trivia: The New York Transit Authority official who told William Friedkin it was going to be difficult but not impossible to operate the elevated train at speeds over 50 miles per hour (but said he was going to be fired if the infamous chase scene was filmed Friedkin's way) proffered a request: $40,000 and a one-way ticket to Jamaica.

The official's wish came true.

12.4.11

A Break From Bizarre

I work in a junior high lunchroom, and I know damn good and well it doesn't serve vichysoisse or lamb fesenjan. Elsa Carmona, the esteemed principal of Chicago's Little Village Academy, has this idiotic idea (that led to an outright ban) the school's exquisite lunch fare--"breaded chicken (fried in oil, of course), cookies, cheeseburger and potato smiles (again, with the oil!), fruit cup (lots of sugar in that!), brownies, tamale pocket, cheese its (sic), cheese pizza and chips", according to Karen Garcia's article "Cafeteria Food Fight" on Ultimate Foodie--is somehow infinitely more nutrient beneficial than freshly-cut celery sticks and Ezekial bread that came on little Joey's reduced-fat smoked turkey sandwich.

YeeeeeeAH--I'll have a fried "budget shortfall", please.

(By the way, PLEASE read the blog "Fed Up With Lunch"!)

11.4.11

Christian Marclay, "Guitar Drag" (Pts. 1 & 2), 2000

Randomized cacophony from the distinguished Christian Marclay. An amped Fender is tied to a pickup truck's hitch and drug behind it two and a half miles through somewhere in the rural South. More symbolic background info can be scoped out here.

10.4.11

Awkwaaaaard

In 1987 actor Patrick Dempsey married 48 year-old Rocky Parker--the mother of his best friend and fellow actor, Corey Parker (pictured).  Patrick was 21.  Corey was 22.

Dempsey, younger than Parker by one year, was Parker's stepfather.